肯德基总是排队的原因
服务员：欢迎光临肯德基，请问您要点什么？ S1PU4ko!I7\p4R@客人：一个汉堡包。
服务员：辣的还是不辣的？ tH3hID,l8^3Lt1S
客人：辣的。 ;t2bt%C"@
服务员：您要是再增加两块钱就可以换成双层汉堡，可以吗？
客人：好的，双层汉堡。 5FV [+A%Mmx
服务员：请问您还要点什么？
客人：薯格。
服务员：请问您需要大薯格、中薯格还是小薯格？
客人：中薯格。
服务员：请问您要几包？ (xaQ(^i.e-t&z [-Z
客人：一包就可以了。 4_(T.S+f,S\$I
服务员：我们现在最新推出了薯格摇摇乐，您想试试吗？ ujlO[1[@i
客人：不需要，给我西红柿酱就可以了。 s C9WJ:v%J*g X]
服务员：两包西红柿酱可以吗？
客人：要是可以的话，我想要两百包。
服务员：对不起先生，我们这里的西红柿酱是限量供应的。
客人：那你跟我废话干什么！
服务员：对不起了先生，您还要点什么？
客人：饮料。 1w1`4R } C} B;s
服务员：有咖啡、百事、美年达，您需要哪里一种？ V f:{|}ga}
客人：百事可乐。 F/uk;N.EtGG,r O
服务员：您要的是大杯中杯还是小杯还是瓶装？ Y%g,PF N?q w6m @u
客人：中杯。 8`v&V NqwCe,Bp
服务员：需要加冰吗？
客人：需要。
服务员：加冰稍微多一点还是稍微少一点？ )i iX#B(X:Ds
客人：差不多就可以。
服务员：那给您加稍微多一点可以吗？
客人：可以。谢谢。
服务员：不客气先生。我们最新推出的墨西哥鸡肉卷您不尝一尝吗？ Qy)a^6A`
客人：不了谢谢。
服务员：那么特价的劲爆鸡米花呢？
客人：也不要。 E&ez&g3k;oW
服务员：那么赠送哆啦A梦的外带全家餐您要不要试一下？
客人：不需要谢谢。
服务员：那好，您是在这里吃还是带走先生？
客人：带走。 M+e7h N*f |2yy#A
服务员：一共是二十一块零五毛先生，先生您有五毛钱吗？ Y$oM Wqe6g
客人：有。 7x C(g,x&~5g Q
服务员：好的先生，收您一百块零五毛，找您七十九块，差您两块钱，给您四张五毛的可以吗？ K+b(w_AJ
客人：好的。 *d?#GG jh TO~1r
服务员：谢谢您先生。欢迎您下次光临肯德基！ n1U*jT,l'z%G J i5W
客人：可是我点的东西呢？
服务员：对不起先生，我们外带餐的包装袋暂时用完了，您在这里吃可以吗？
客人：、、、、、、
服务员：先生您还有什么要求吗？ (r%y'a/Y [0o&l9M g
客人：我真的想揍你一拳！ ~ k J V v)A
服务员：那么先生您想使用左勾拳右勾拳还是组合拳呢？
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Is it true that KFC will say so much phony stuff? :D Oh, my! S.UA&_p;mc
[quote]原帖由 [i]小红北鼻[/i] 于 2007-1-14 17:28 发表
服务员：欢迎光临肯德基，请问您要点什么？ !E+rx"N`(Q0}dfz
客人：一个汉堡包。
服务员：辣的还是不辣的？ Y ?`cgE;r0W
客人：辣的。
服务员：您要是再增加两块钱就可以换成双层汉堡，可以吗？ T"pv ?5[{9n.P/Q#I
客人：好的，双层汉堡。
服务员： ... [/quote]
[quote]原帖由 [i]Greg[/i] 于 2007-1-16 12:41 发表
Is it true that KFC will say so much phony stuff? :D Oh, my! PN4\;M rD6j
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I think it just a joke, don't be too serious of it.:)
I guess not only KFC will say that, other fast food will do the same! When i was in Taiwan, they asked me theA@,`7@O A*m:E5N
same thing, only they didnot suggest about which side is better to punch! just kidding! :QQ: V \~&]7pr f2J
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[quote]原帖由 [i]1310[/i] 于 2007-1-16 12:58 发表
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I think it just a joke, don't be too serious of it.:) [/quote]
[quote]原帖由 [i]Greg[/i] 于 2007-1-16 22:18 发表1h Iy%e2Po[W
I guess not only KFC will say that, other fast food will do the same! When i was in Taiwan, they asked me the
same thing, only they didnot suggest about which side is better to punch! just kid ... [/quote]
really?did they really asked you that kind stuff?x2v ZY/S%JzL r
i never encountered once,i just said what i want then gave out the money.0O&\s w lGu
If you want make more money, you will ask every customer that kind things.v1kG1bLu O9kD-f
cause maybe someone would listen to you and buy the extra food.
that's one way of making more money!:D
In USA, I hardly ever see those fast food peoples said anything like that, they are all "cold stoned" face, no smiles! I like Taiwan better, even they do ask a lot, they are friendly and I like their smiles! :P
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my homeland! Are you going back to Taiwan this year? *P0{1EmW Nt s,H Ef
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[quote]原帖由 [i]1310[/i] 于 2007-1-17 12:06 发表} w'w9M%V
really?did they really asked you that kind stuff?
i never encountered once,i just said what i want then gave out the money.p#xq#D2Y
If you want make more money, you will ask every customer that kind ... [/quote]
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[[i] 本帖最后由 Greg 于 2007-1-17 12:15 编辑 [/i]]
[quote]原帖由 [i]Greg[/i] 于 2007-1-17 12:13 发表}^3b.Pi5L o3n)s
In USA, I hardly ever see those fast food peoples said anything like that, they are all "cold stoned" face, no smiles! I like Taiwan better, even they do ask a lot, they are friendly a ... [/quote]q"gGD5w_
ya..for sure i gonna go back Taiwan this summer. Nb3y:D9hM&x6a5q
i miss there so much!US food not even better than Taiwan.
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you know why they all look cool?
cause they didn't get much pay...jy{&Am9O:hi
i have a friend she's work in fast food store,but she only get like less 6,7 dollars a hour.l6P%b8QL I |
i think that's why. ,H mU*Kf5EpH m p
when did you went to Taiwan?for what?.^Q-uT1u;dEH
what's you like the best in Taiwan?
I have a "very" close friend in 'Taiwan, I visit there 2 to 3 times a year! ;)
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I think it is the people I like the most, I mean the "local" you know what I mean? They treated me like one ofw2[6T7m p
them. I don't feel that when I am in USA even I spend almost 90% of my life living in this country. I never really
feel like I am belonged.(g,K#d kh
HK was my born city, I don't really know this place no more! I was more like a stranger when I went there.X:x&f2?b4G3\
the only connection I could think of is, I could speak Cantonese and that is all.+HZ,^ h*d VRz^ OR
I think the new Congress, speaker of the house, Pelosi, already passed the bill to increase the salary, Y!ie$c \2c
nationwide! Even for that change, I wonder it would improve those 'smiling" faces.
You know summer is not a good time to go back to TW, it will be hot like hell and the airfares will not be ]0B?1q6[
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[quote]原帖由 [i]1310[/i] 于 2007-1-17 12:27 发表
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ya..for sure i gonna go back Taiwan this summer..Y~Y ` f ~vL-?
i miss there so much!US food not even better than Taiwan.pq2[Y:AqC
you know why they all look cool?
cause they didn't get much pay...
i have a frie ... [/quote]
[quote]原帖由 [i]Greg[/i] 于 2007-1-17 12:38 发表4j(L z Rq%Gg'R A\
I have a "very" close friend in 'Taiwan, I visit there 2 to 3 times a year! ;)
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hahaha~what kind close friend?:D (your girl friend?)
i know,the "local" Taiwan people will treat even a stranger like their family. ^%q z"W0{ u%] gV
my grandparents use to do that all the time.
yes...summer is really not a good time to go back,
but i don't have choice,even winter break is too short. [ r:^ z r/Uxn DQ
so the only way is back during the summer...
just like you say,"hot like hell...."+N7[F'N5P
don't worry about the airfare,"adult" will take care of it.:D 6j6|h6Z;l R9v+`
my part is only to go back TW.
ha, ha...close friend means very very close! :D :D :D what do you think? :D How about you, do you find any
"close" friend over here yet?
No wonder you don't care about the cost of the fares! Your parents take care the expense! \.t+^"g fZ3H
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[quote]原帖由 [i]1310[/i] 于 2007-1-17 13:00 发表/v^4| Kz K
hahaha~what kind close friend?:D (your girl friend?)
i know,the "local" Taiwan people will treat even a stranger like their family.
my grandparents use to do that all the time.
yes ... [/quote]
[quote]原帖由 [i]Greg[/i] 于 2007-1-18 03:46 发表
ha, ha...close friend means very very close! :D :D :D what do you think? :D How about you, do you find any
"close" friend over here yet?
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No wonder you don't care about the cost o ... [/quote]
我觉得close friend也有一点"超越好友的意思",意指你的"女友".
说真的,你们是怎么认识的呢?
美国,即使是香港也离台湾有点远...
其实我还没有找到几个我认为值得做我好友的人.jR kM#|o2IMO
最多就普通朋友,要说关系真的很要好的话没半个.
期待未来可以遇到.
我不是很擅长外交那种,我很安静所以朋友不多...
Hmmmmmm, yup, close friend means girlfriend, ha...:i5i%C3`;JX~
How we met? It is same old story, nothing interesting about it.0r w}-Cc2sA I v
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There is a lot of good gals here, you should have a lot of chance!
Huh? you don't know how? Well, you were like me when I was at your age! All I did were bullying those girls I 3C1Hq"K*NY)W
liked and those girls replied with a big punch! OL`6V'G A
Don't worry, hanging around here long enough you will meet someone that could listen and understand you!
You don't have to know how to socialize, just be what you are. Possible on this website, there is already K9t,X4F{@
some girls paying attention of what you were posting. 2ZN4v)} ff
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[quote]原帖由 [i]1310[/i] 于 2007-1-18 11:37 发表8r g}DN e @
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我觉得close friend也有一点"超越好友的意思",意指你的"女友".h Y(b n\q6g
说真的,你们是怎么认识的呢?8m*vq{ F6IZZL
美国,即使是香港也离台湾有点远...
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其实我还没有找到几个我认为值得做我好友的人.
最多 ... [/quote]
[quote]原帖由 [i]Greg[/i] 于 2007-1-18 12:25 发表kt*u#AD_%|
Hmmmmmm, yup, close friend means girlfriend, ha...
How we met? It is same old story, nothing interesting about it.
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There is a lot of good gals here, you should have a lot of chance!!w&S&d8D)P`*n'W
Huh? ... [/quote]
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既然是GF那为什么不在一起呢?:-.-: i ZV+TAU
两头跑很累吧... HH] t\$c(r9F
i never try to be what i am not,but it seems in US you can't find a really friend. d%uz/X k)`my
(even in this website,i'm still just a little tiny piece...
no one will pay attention on me.)
yeah, we are what others called LDR (long distance romance). If you get used to it, it is not a problem, it isa W3{,^2jUU7pa
matter of little too pricy with those airfares and long distance call. Just make sure I don't over spend!
It is all determined by what kind of friend you are looking for. Do you mean a les or astraight friend? You are
still too young, there is a lot of opportunity out there, you just need courage. If you do meet a good girl, don't
hesitate, you know what I mean?8kD4UZWZ$V%F fn
May be you should not put your standard too high and you will see friend is everywhere. You just need some
time to adjust to the new environment, USA. You must miss TW, are you? Do you still communicate with your
TW friends? Did they know your sexuality? If they did, you might want to talk to them and share some ideas.;q_#Mb2F&X
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Yeah, you did meet some friend. Aren't we friend already, right? :P
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[quote]原帖由 [i]1310[/i] 于 2007-1-18 12:48 发表
不对不对... tx"A5i'Wj {pT
既然是GF那为什么不在一起呢?:-.-: /lh @ AN"NO r3p
两头跑很累吧...
i never try to be what i am not,but it seems in US you can't find a really friend.
(even in this website,i'm still just a littl ... [/quote]
[quote]原帖由 [i]Greg[/i] 于 2007-1-18 13:14 发表
yeah, we are what others called LDR (long distance romance). If you get used to it, it is not a problem, it isNi d)`m,t1k l
matter of little too pricy with those airfares and long distance call. Just make ... [/quote]q%@j6ly7R(E)t
I know what you said.6Z"ZK;d#b-OsP
sure...I do met a few girls that I think is good enough to be my friends.
but...when I facing them I will become shy and hesitated...
I just can't talked and acted fluently with them.$kk8\ ^"zX
I don't know what is the problem is.
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ya..my standard is higher than others...
cause I think a really friend not just say "HI" or "HELLO" to you everyday.
that doesn't mean we are FRIEND at all!
just said it to me,pretend we were friend?!
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a friend suppose to knowing each other well and they can share everything toegther.l2g.R!rm%R&G^7e#{
that's my ideal friend suppose to be.b@;mKr
anyway, it just a one of my thought...8v Mn o/d)}S(P/W l
it still never happened in my life.
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I do communicate with my TW friends, but they didn't know I was gay .
I think...less people know I was gay that's better for me now.
will you share some ideas with "STRIAGHT" people?:o 7W+i$K+v(mJ.K-G"r a
(I don't think that's a good idea to do .):f+^o ~y.S
they probably not gonna support you,even they're your friends...
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yes,we already are friend.:)'U"B^4u]
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[[i] 本帖最后由 1310 于 2007-1-23 13:42 编辑 [/i]]
呵呵~~~
真欠扁的服务生~~~
要我就用组合踢了!!!!
You just need to pratice more, if you try it couple times, you will get used to it! I was not good on dealing girls,L^0za X#J9zk1h
when I was your age. That time, all I could do is making troubles so that girl could pay attention to me.
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Hmmmmmmm, you have to make good judgement and see who could be your friend. Sometime there is
no needed to have "a lot of friends", one or two "good" friends are good enough! YOu know what I mean? WQl3n@3TE&Mx d2d5_
Did I tell you my 2 best friends, they are straights? One of them strongly supports me and she is one who
helping me when I moved out and she was the one who knew my sexuality. Even now when I had fight withA!R8Vw UZ
my "close' friend, my friend will give me good advice. She acts more like my elder sister.
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The other best friend, she also supports me too!.K1? ^/Qk+s^
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there is also 2 more friends knowing about my sexuality. One of them "got" so mad about me being les and
disliked my very "close" friend, we broke up! The other one, she was my best friend since middle school.
She kept showing off how "wonderful" she is that she could marry a "man". Every time I talked to her, she eim4[F6pfiv y
wanted me to know "how" awful to be a les and how "good" that she has a husband and a family. I wonder why she thinks I should get jealous. She did not say a word against my sexuality, but "action" speaks louder than words. She is just another "hypocrite".
You might need to be careful if you want to "come out" to your best friends, they might have different reaction. K s^0z*V `-T F
Sometime they might say they don't have any problem to accept, it could be a "friendly" lie, just to make sure7AN[;I PI9E`
you think they are open-minded. If you really believe that, you might be in trouble.
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I learned a good lesson.&ub+]y"M Rw0D(y
[quote]原帖由 [i]1310[/i] 于 2007-1-20 11:59 发表
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I know what you said
sure...I do met a few girls that I think is good enough to be friends.but...when I facing them I will become shy and hesitated...
I just can't talked and acted fluently with them.I don't know what the problem is.~9}j kq$_!jYDXx
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ya..my standard is higher than others...
cause I think a really friend not just say "HI" or "HELLO" to you everyday..N-T}"I:DAl2ho5R
that doesn't mean we are FRIEND at all! ,H8JN fD
just said it to me,pretend we were friend?!
a friend suppose to know each other well and they can share everything toegther.
that's my ideal friend suppose to be.
anyway, it just a one of my thought...it still never happened in my life.
I do communicate with my TW friends, but they didn't know I was gay .
I think...less people know I was gay that's better for me now.
will you share some ideas with "STRIAGHT" people?
(I don't think that's a good idea to do
they probably not gonna support you,even they're your friends.y*xs!Pc(Z;h;n [
yes,we already are friend4q KGZ-T"x
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